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CategoryMerry Christmas Every Body! December 25th, 2008 by Roy (Philly Boy) Ziegler

Just wanted to to take a minute to wish everyone out there in computerland a merry Christmas.

Things are a little tense in the Ziegler rowhousehold, for sure. I told the wife and kids we would not be celebrating Christmas this year do to our in pen ding move to Newbridge, NJ. (DON’T WORRY, PHILLY, WE’S STILL GONNA KEEP OUR PLACE IN ROXBORO!) Truth be told, after getting my inogradorial suit custom made (it’s an exact replica of the jumpsuit Eric Bazilian wore in the Hooters’ “And We Danced” video” but each sleeve and leg is a different color representing the four main Philly sports teams), I was outta money.

Now the kids are mad at me but that’s ok. When I’m king of New Smellsy they’ll be doin’ number 2 in gold toilets.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go down to Phillies Too (A Gentlemen’s Club) and dispense my annual Christmas spankings to nem dancers. I can usually get three in before I get the s-hit stomped outta me.

Oh, Don R, don’t blitz ’em!

Roy